Man Urinates on Dying Woman

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire... but if your pancreas starts acting up, give me a holler.

Man Urinates on Dying Woman

This isn't Youtube material. It is Jerktube material.

Ouch! That's not the right spot!

These bat bugs pass on the vagina and spear their pointy little penises (or is it penii?) into the female bat bugs stomach. Not exactly good press for the male species of the world but here it is.
Sex Maniac Bugs

Strange Sex Toy Burglar

So this Australian breaks into a neighbor's house and proceeds to:
(A) Steal all the jewelry and other valuables.
(B) Eat a nice meal while watching the big screen TV, then stealing the TV.
(C) Spread out the porn mags and make a sex toy out of a bottle of toilet detergent, some wood, rubber gloves and a vacuum cleaner.

If you guessed C then you are correct!

The Sex Toy Making Burglar

Chinese Man Dies After 3-Day Internet Gaming Session

For anyone wondering if video game addiction is for real, check this out.
Chinese Man Dies After 3-Day Internet Gaming Session

Baboon Adopts Chicken

In yet another strange animal pairing, a baboon has adopted a chicken at the zoo.
If only people could get along so well.

Baboon Adopts Chicken

Man Arrested after Saying No to Prostitute

Amazing what can happen to you even when you are innocent and have done nothing wrong. This is absurdity at its finest.

Man Sues After Prostitution Arrest

And $4700 in towing and storage fees??! Insane.

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This blog is all about the strange, absurd, amazing and outrageous news and stories that to me are much more interesting than the daily headline news stories of politics, world leaders, celebrity gossip, natural disasters, and crimes. There is already plenty of coverage on those.